No one here is judging you, we just want to help you, we want to be friends, to have fun, to study, to play games, and to make sure that we can do that next year, and the year after, and the year after.. But, Harry, he, well, she paused, biting her lip and tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. Daphs nice, but Father showed her how to act, and thats how she stays. Of course I do, especially when you act like the ignorant cow you are, Romilda replied sweetly. fathers map would be the reason he left Sirius in Azkaban. Being ill Everything is Fine (Except my sleep schedule an Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Post-Voldemort Halloween costume ball. Luan Mao challenges what I write in such a way that it improves every chapter massively. Sorry this chapter took so long to get out, I had a super busy week and then was under the weather. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Sirius, especially, cannot be seen until we have Scab-Pettigrew captured. There must be something I'm gonna cool off before I continue reading this but it was really good. The Unofficial Guide to the Wizarding Ministry Sounds good. Such as the Minister of Magic, the Head of the DMLE, and the Head Healer (a person who ran the committee that set Healing Standards in Wizarding Britain). Pick something and start reading. It Its Snapes worst nightmare, and he cant even mark her grades down, because her aunts on the Potioneers Union Practical Potioneers Examining Team, Astoria added. She took the advice, and regained her seat. Did he try and get blocked? Ill fix this, and then go find Harry, she continued to herself, before heading off in a different direction. (. A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. That is, Ron, if you think youre up for it?, Good. You heard Remus, we dont have time to waste.. I was a weird oneI came into Harry Potter fanfiction later in my life. We asked him to stay in animagus form for now in order to avoid anyone walking in and seeing something. The House-elf that assisted him the most appeared. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unlike me, who prefers action!, Yeah, she can be as sneaky as anyone, sneakier sometimes, but doesnt always think things through.. That explains the disparity, Hermione said happily. In five books, the alternatively titled Secret Diary of Hermione Granger tells the story from Hermiones point of view in the form of a diary. Romilda looked at Astoria, they met each others eyes, before they shifted so that they could join in the hug. Only Im not planning on taking as many classes as you did in the third year.. Minerva McGonagall was in a complete quandary. for some reason, and Sirius got in the way of that, didnt he?. Warning: as hinted at in my fanfiction preferences, hate-to-love stories are my favorite, so theres a lot of Draco Malfoy in these suggestions. Romilda fluffed her hair. Honestly, were all holidays cursed? The retired Auror braced himself against a wall, before pushing off, and punching Albus as hard as he could. Harry, mate, you really should try to at least calm down a little. While his mind still bounced around and he wasnt able to focus too much on the book in front of him, he was used to that, so he was able to pick through and take notes as needed, understanding a fair amount of the information in front of him. I dont want to know., So anyway, my point is, with my style, Hermiones smarts, Astorias ability to extract every advantage from the rule book, and Harrys power, well help Harry be a legend, and he can use that, so that when we curse Pettigrew, he can publicly demand a trial for Sirius to find out what the flip happened all those years ago!, Harry, Hermione said gently. No, not I guess. [A non-magical AU. quiet Not nasty, thats just cleanings. The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council, A Love Story that doesn't start with love. Its always bugged me that her class performance and her essays dont match but with every fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh year swearing that they hadnt helped her, the professors just thought that she did better in an out-of-class atmosphere. Ill always be better than you at potions, Romilda added confidently. Not sure what kind of fanfiction reader you are? Quiet, isnt it? Hermione said. dobby was a free house elf who was looking for a lover..he tryed every were..harry..rons rathagrid..Dumbledore, but none of them gave dobby the feeling he was looking We all know the story of Harry Potter- how he met the Weasleys at Kings Cross, how they showed him how to get onto the platform and how he became friends with Ron. This was important, afterall, far more so than his earlier panic. Well, if you can call thirty seconds of vigorous thrusting followed by ten minutes of crying sex!, Astoria and Hermione giggled, while Harry had a weird expression on his face. Tosspots, the lot of you. So, how is your social experiment going? Astoria asked. Hims always been great to Dobby, even when Dobby was bad House-elf.. Albus almost smiled at the expressions on the three in front of him, and would have, if he didnt feel such overwhelming guilt himself. Fudge floundered for a second, and Lucius stepped in. Ive not done a thing about the food say, is there a way to leave a House?, Astoria nodded. Its all true. Ill let it slide this time, but dont do it again.. Now is being for party!, Romilda rolled out of her burrow in the covers, and grabbed the mirror she always kept in bed with her. You dont have to bind or anything, but I dont want you suffering!. But he had brought them down with him because he was too selfish to let them go once he had them. Nothing happened again. As everyone gasped in horror or outrage, Romilda was watching Harrys eyes. Once Harry fell into the rhythm of reading and note taking, his thoughts calmed slightly, Sirius no longer the forefront of his mind. Are you a wizard?, That sounded like a question. Oh, right, Daphne, Hermione said. Plus, he rather liked Remus so far and he wanted the man to have his lover back. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. "Shush," Hermione whispered, her face twitching as she tried to keep a straight face. He raised his wand. 11. Offering. As a librarian, I am all about this little story. If I cant negotiate with the House-elves, Hogwarts may have to close. and I can speak to snakes and-and it's just, its what makes the most sense, doesn't it? The owl bristled a bit, but let him stroke her soft, white feathers. 1. But youve always been the smart one. It doesnt matter, Romilda said with a matching shrug. She said the password and took the couch nearest the exit. Theres nothing I can do, I have to go back there., Professor Dumbledore said there are blood wards., Well, no, not really. Started before the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, this story jumpsmore thantwenty years after Hogwarts, to a future in which Draco Malfoy and Hermione Weasley (though he refuses to call her anything but Granger) work for the Ministry of Magic. I thought that she was only saying it because she was a Slytherin, he admitted in shame. How is we doings that? Cully asked. Professors Lupin and McGonagall know what theyre doing, and we dont want to potentially add more confusion and cause something to go wrong.. blaster instead of a light saber, and is he smart enough to figure out why? On fanfiction.net alone, there are six hundred thousand individual Harry Potter fanfictionstories. The Harry Potter characters have phones? Later, Tori, Romilda said, giving her best friend a quick hug, before hurrying up to Gryffindor tower. Love is earned. That should be my advice to you, Daphne said with a slight frown. With a few flicks and jabs, he called out the truth charm. Astoria calmly helped herself to some of the lovely food near the three former Gryffindors. And it was either going to be the Deputy Headmistress hat or the Head of Gryffindor hat. fault?, No, that makes sense. The Wizengamot could also present a case to be tried or retried, but the Chief Warlock could override that decision, unless the Wizzengamot had a majority in favor of bringing forth the case. Dobby made a wave with his right hand and then his eyes bulged, and he actually grew an inch fortunately his tea-towel clothing was still long enough to cover him. What? Lucius asked, his head snapping up. And more, one was a friendly pureblood, the other a full gypsy, both with access to magic shed never even seen before. When he raised them, there was a new determination in his eyes. He truly did not want to know if even more people were involved in inter-house bullying. And this is Astoria Greengrass, dunno if youve ever seen her around.. Do you know somewhere where four house-less students can stay?, Dobby nodded enthusiastically. Hermione looked at her for a moment. Harry and Ginny: the Bonded by Rhydon 52K 799 14 Harry is preparing for his return to Hogwarts for his third year, but while he is in Diagon Alley, he discovers that he is soul bonded with Ginny Weasley, and realizes h. dumbledore ginny hermione +11 more # 5 Harmony Bond by Marky Valeros Galagate 36K 900 34 looks very poorly on a country that uses a cursed object to enslave a witch from France and a famous wizard from Bulgaria.. me 'Me to lad, me to' Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters . Hello, all, where are you off to in such a hurry? Man. Man. Think of Sirius. Theres something with He peered in and gasped. Hermione nodded, satisfied. Wait what? Well, he said, Im sure youll want to prepare for the I.C.W. Merlin, you people suck, Romilda said loudly. Are you okay getting back on your own, Astoria? Harry asked. And that, possibly, was his problem. You know, we need to find a way of disabling Malfoys perfume, just on principle., Yeah, Hermione agreed. Her modesty, too, no doubt, Romilda teased. There must be something, with me. Harry awoke with a groan, to see Dobby hovering over him. I, myself, am going to have to stand down from the I.C.W. Lucius Malfoy discovers Harry Potter in a bad situation and takes him away from his relatives at age 8. Will protect and guide him. Yes, gruel, he agreed. Which meant that Hermione was not a romantic interest and therefore not threat, therefore she could be turned into a valuable ally. Nevermind Harrys years at the Dursleys. Ive learnt a lesson I wont forget. Ive seen a few references, but nothing in depth., Astoria pulled out a piece of parchment and her quill. So thank you, but I am quite happy to be houseless at Hogwarts.. I should have done that!, The only reason she didnt is because she looks before she leaps, Romilda said. So, it was a reluctant Harry that had been dragged to the hospital wing, tutted over by Madame Pomfrey, given a multitude of different potions (honestly, how Its all Above the grammar and spelling corrections, a lot of the technical jargon about Blacksmithing comes from Kokopelli, who is And if I have to track you down for it, it will be much worse for you!, I could try logic? Astoria suggested. Old House-elf McFooie knows! a House-elf shouted. Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Bitch, Vicky snarled, before turning and storming off, leaving her alone. After the day hed had, he was not going to be talked to like that by anyone. after Harry took a deep breath, and then exhaled slowly. All right! Romilda yelled, jumping to her feet. Which would you like to start with? Daphne may be as thick as two short planks, but I dont think anyone will bother her; everyone is convinced that she is some sort of Ice Queen, and all the boys are scared of her. Some fics I think talked about them grounding Harry to reality after the war. Hermione followed suit immediately. Think that cant possibly be a thing? He didnt feel nearly as volatile as before, though the thoughts and emotions were still swirling in the back of his mind, waiting to pounce again. Right, I need to head back. Hes the only one that usually interacts with Scabbers, anyone else would be suspicious. He-he wants, for some reason, and Sirius got in the way of that, didnt he?, Yes! Ill ask Professor Dumbledore, Harry said with a nod. Animals want to live , Harry. I can do a gypsy curse for betrayal its really, really nasty!, No, Miss Greengrass, Miss Vane, its just that I was going to ask Mr Potter about the House-elves. Harry looked surprised. As for the House-elves, they have managed to find a magical source that does not require a slavery contract.. Youre the second daughter, Greengrass, a worthless waste of flesh, but Ill tell you what, come over here on your knees, and if you do a good job, Ill take you as a mistress for a year or two, give you some real experience. Astoria shrugged. Something that must have made the Dursleysbe like that. Lucius, Narcissa and Draco approached. The sworn protector of his brother. Wizards are thinking House-elves are being stupids, he stated, to some irritated grumblings from the gathered House-elves. He almost choked on it, then swallowed reflexively. In which Harry reads See you tomorrow.. Harry chuckled once more. Then yeah, tell em to knock themselves out, Harry yawned, as he turned over and went back to sleep. It has no class, no style. No, not at all., Then there will be no clearing of your name, Albus said quietly, in an even tone. Cedric entered and sat opposite her. Thats Astoria, Romilda said, proud of her friend. This short story is not to be taken seriously. What is being the problems?, Dumbledore paused. An eerie silence swept through the room as a distraught-looking Harry entered. Note: There is a mention of a panic attack in this chapter. The closer the family tie, the less blood youd need. He had not mentioned the badges this morning, partly because they were childish, and partly because he thought it might be character-building for Harry. The Wizengamot seemed to be set up in a combination of hereditary and elected seats, with each wizarding family having an inherited seat their chosen Head of House or Lord sat in (unless a chosen proxy took their place) and then various positions being elected in. . Thanks!! She rolled her eyes. Chronicling the correspondence and adventures of Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, The Shoebox Project has had a huge following for over a decade, resulting in extensive amounts of fan art and even spinoff stories. Well, he smells, almost as badly as Malfoy, Romilda said. That said, there is no romance involving Harry in this. Hurray, Harry replied dryly, weakly waving his hands. Severus Snape looked around his office, and then down at his possessions. What! Dobby needs go tell other House-elves about how lucky Dobby is! The House-elf popped away. seem to be rather invested in your life., Harry stared at her, mouth dropping open. As he had gotten older, he had found himself enjoying playing political games, so much so that he was extremely concerned that he had forgotten why he was playing in the first place. Work Search: A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. I marked it with *** at the beginning and end, please avoid reading if it will be too much for you. to investigate him. We were able to locate him, Remus said, gesturing to the dog by his side that Harry had briefly forgotten about. And then shed had to watch as three of her Gryffindors had completely and utterly rejected the rest of the students, and worse, had been careful in their vows so that the blame was placed firmly on her Gryffindors and on her. Barty Crouch Junior, in the guise of his kidnapped victim, stared out the window, wondering just how everything had gone so wrong. Harry spirals. burned Maybe it was both. But he held it in, because he could handle the pain but he couldnt handle it if he hurt his friends. Sounds familiar. I hate creatures, she muttered. . Harry and Hermione were friends, very close friends, with a protectiveness of each other that surprised her. Its done like this. Have you got your magic, yet, Dobby? Harry asked. They Know Master~? You never know what fanfiction storiesyou might encounter that could just disappear if, say, the author moves to traditional publishing. Yes, he thought, my day could get worse.. Are you jealous? left kudos on this work! There were no laws blocking a person from accumulating several votes on the Wizengamot (something Harry hoped to use his own voting block to tweak, there should be limits in place), but every position was afforded a single vote. Hermione? Harry asked, looking at the bushy-haired witch. The famous marauder Sirius Black had a daughter, who was assumed dead. A robe appeared. She hadnt realised until later that her not offering to do this on other occasions normally meant she was guilty. (And share your favorite, We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Hermione looked at Harry, who blinked in surprise. Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. NotDead! We says that we dont need wizards anymore, McFooie said. Hes afraid of my sister, Astoria shrugged. She peered around the corner before firing of a small levitation. Even some of the French and German students were sporting the insulting badges. While some of his seniors could possibly beat it, none of the younger ones would be able to. Keep an eye on your inbox. Malfoys already trying to find ways to help embarrass Harry., Want a few seconds to recover? Romilda asked. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 14,034 | Reviews: 47 | Favs: 746 | Follows: 219 | Published: 8/31/2017 | Status: Complete | id: 12636345 | Language: English | Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort | Characters: | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage ffnbot!ignore, !linkffn(The Amplitude, Frequency, and Resistance of a Soul Bond). Why?, Because I am a twelve-year-old human girl without a drop of Giant blood in me; Professor Hagrid might not be scared of his animals, but I am., Hagrid wouldnt let them harm you, Harry said gently. Harry muttered something Romilda couldnt hear. 20. Who Knew so Much Could Happen at the Bank? And Remus loved Sirius, Harry was just a product of two of his dead friends. She didnt know if she should hand in her resignation, or try and fix things. It takes place after the battle with Geia and in Harry Potter Sixth year. While Im being castigated anyway, Romilda continued, following her instincts, how do you both put up with him?, Hermione, Harry snapped. You could summon it?, Nope, Astoria replied. So, he muttered, no way out?, And Toris family has their own history book?. When he had finished, he looked at the others. How was she supposed to know Bulstrode wasnt part troll? linkffn(The Queen Who Fell To Earth) and its trilogy. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Dobby appears in a white armor with yellow markings and Harry tells him to execute order 66. As for the House issue, why, the Ravenclaws are bullies and made a decision without bothering to find out facts, the Hufflepuffs showed that they are only just and loyal to themselves, and dont particularly care about honesty, probity, and character, and as for the Slytherins, they have to hide behind Professor Snape to even get close to winning the House Cup, which is hardly cunning and ambitious. I dont know how to deal with not being the person, well, dealing with the problem. My father is the best-looking man Ive ever seen, but hes not the brightest torch on the wall. Thats exactly what I said! . The excitable House-elf appeared instantly. Harry and Hermione looked confused, and then up the table. Pomona Sprout stared at the portrait of Helga Hufflepuff. Oi, bitch, Romilda pouted at her best friend. Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Every year at Hogwarts, and the years of his life before Hogwarts if he was being honest, adults had failed at protecting him. 9. But enough gossip, where are we on the research?, Theres no way out of it, Harry said glumly. Romilda looked at her friend, frowning. Hermione nodded, looking him over worriedly before looking down and reading the passage. linkffn(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13034223/1/A-Discordant-Note) thats the one I ment. As such, and as is written in the Hogwarts Charter, I am declaring a full investigation into the school, and myself. In Which Harry Doesn't Know How to Deal With Ad Harry, Ron, and Hermione do some investigating. Also, most of thisHarry Potterfanfic is going to be rated M. 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